By now you have no doubt heard. There is a major political crisis going on in this country right now. We have purposely avoided politics here at MWTVG because we are trying to sell out as quickly as possible so we need money from people will all political beliefs. We can no longer stand by though and sit idly by while our country goes to hell in a hand basket. In times like these, it is our moral duty to stand up and say to the forces of evil, “we won’t take it any more!” This is why we here at MWTVG are coming out of the shadows and marshaling the considerable force that is our massive fan base to urge the President and Congress to start working together to solve the most dire crisis we have ever faced as a nation.
Today, October 1, 2013, will be a date that history long remembers. Today is the day that we stand up and take back our country. Today is the day that we say enough is enough. Today is the day that we call for action. Today is the day that we all stand up and call for The President and Congress to work together to cancel 2 Broke Girls.
Allow me to present a key piece of evidence in our nation’s case against 2 Broke Girls. This is the opening “joke” from this season. You’ll notice that I had to put joke in quotes because I had to tell you that this clip was actually intended to be funny. If I didn’t tell you that, you would miss out on what the problem is here.
After watching that video clip I think you can now fully grasp the seriousness of the situation our country faces. I worry that if we don’t act now that we may not have the chance to get this show cancelled. Our window is now.
The time for action is now. What we would normally do at this point is set up one of the handy-dandy petitions at Whitehouse.gov but apparently there is something going on in Washington right now that has caused that website to be temporarily shut down.
Don’t be fooled people. Whatever you have heard of some other crisis in Washington is all just a ruse meant to distract the American people from the true problem that is 2 Broke Girls. Do not lose focus. That is what the evil bastards at 2 Broke Girls want. They want us to be unfocused so they can continue to poison our TV’s with their heinous product. We can’t allow that to happen.
Here is what we need to do. We need to speak up. Silence is our enemy in this fight against tyranny. First, reach out to your member of Congress. You can find the people that you have helped send to Washington to look out for your best interests at House.gov. Remember, find both your Senator AND your Congressional Representative. I know that no one cares about Congressmen but we can’t take the chance on leaving any of them out of reach of the wrath of the people.
Now I don’t want to scare anyone here but seriously. If we don’t get this done, our country could come to an end. We have got to get 2 Broke Girls cancelled to save the republic. It is your civic duty to stand up and fight. Don’t let 2 Broke Girls take down the United States of America.