The Bachelor

Please sit down before you read this as it will no doubt shock you to your core. Are you sitting? Ok, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

According to reports, Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson, who I’m sure you all saw get engaged on THE BACHELOR, are breaking up.

I’m sorry to be the one to break this to you. I know how shocking the news is and I know you might have difficulty continuing on with your day. We are nothing here at MIDWEST TV GUY if we aren’t a hard-hitting news organization delivering the news the mainstream press tries to bury.

I ask you all today to reassess your relationships in the light of this shocking news. If two people thrown together and selected by TV producers to have a fake relationship on TV can’t make it, then what hope is there for the rest of us? What hope is there for humanity?