The Apocalypse Foretold – Toddlers and Tiaras

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Toddlers and Tiaras, and Hell followed with him. And power was given to them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.  Revelations 6:8 (New Midwest Mark Translation)

Holy cow.  Being exposed to TODDLERS AND TIARAS for approximately 15 minutes tonight made me want to correct my near-perfect vision with  a steak knife.  I will go out on a limb to say that each and every one of those parents needs to be immediately drawn and quartered with all of the male judges/”fashion consultants” purged with fire.

Is this the standard that America is supposed to hold children to nowadays?  Is that why this pure garbage is such a popular show?  And don’t even get me started about that disgusting aberration it birthed named Honey Boo Boo.  These poor kids.  Please get them back in school.  And three words for the parents:  Compulsory Re-education Camp.

Surely a sign of the looming apocalypse.

2 Comments on The Apocalypse Foretold – Toddlers and Tiaras

  1. My husband was watching some BBQ show and there was an ad for a show called United States of Bacon!!!!! WTF!! What is TV coming to? I was so disgusted, yuck. I wear earplugs while I’m reading when Brian is watching TV. Although I do like The League onFX

    • Midwest Mark // December 13, 2012 at 9:33 pm //

      United States of Bacon? That show sounds delicious!! I’m a big fan of food shows like Diners, Driveins and Dives and Man vs Food. I’ll probably avoid this one just so my wife doesn’t catch me licking the television screen 🙂

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