I have wasted my entire life up until this point. Go to school, get a job, get married, have kids – what has it gotten me? Credit card debt that’s what.
That ends today. SPIKE TV announced a new reality series dedicated to finding the most elusive Yeti in existence. So, I’ve decided to enlist the help of our 9 loyal fans and put a team together to go find the Sasquatch. You’re probably thinking to yourself, “Why does MIDWEST MO want our help on this when he is already smarter than us”?
That’s why I love you guys, you know the deal. See the problem is, from all my research (I checked like 2 web articles), it’s never the smart guy that finds Bigfoot. No, it’s always the guy who just steps out of his trailer and sees something ape like in the distance. That’s where you guys come in – I am clearly too smart to find the Squatch on my own.
My chief concern going into this is that is appears the people at Jack Links Beef Jerky have already found him and have him on the payroll. I haven’t read all the rules yet, but it must exclude any abominable monster already working in Hollywood.
So team, let’s get this going and get me your application as to why you should be on the team. Note, anything sent to me that is typed will automatically exclude you from the team as you have demonstrated an ability to use a computer and printer. We are going to need to go low tech on this one.
I hope I didn’t steal MIDWEST MARK’S thunder as, based on the shows he covers, I assume a 10 part expose was in the works for this show. Call me narcissistic will you? You know what you did.