The Bachelor

The Bachelor 2017 – Episode 2

January 10, 2017 // 0 Comments

The Bachelor 2017 – Episode 2 Recap Well everyone, I’m back. Back watching The Bachelor. I know that some of you out there have missed my recaps from a regular dude’s perspective and it pained me to know that writing talent such as mine was being withheld from all of you so, I have returned. When you have an unholy talent like this, you don’t deprive the world of it. That would be a crime. But of course, I digress. Let’s get to this absolute disaster of a show. I ...Click for More

The Bachelor 2015 Finale

March 9, 2015 // 0 Comments

The Bachelor 2015 Finale 3 friggen hours. The Bachelor 2015 finale is 3 friggen hours long. ABC is out of their minds if they think I’m watching all three hours of this. Look. This is all I need to know. Which of the two remaining actresses will pretend to be thrilled to be given the chance to live in the middle of no where Iowa and who will be the next Bachelorette. I don’t think we need 3 friggen hours to get those answers. You know what the worst thing is? We have to listen to ...Click for More

Who Will “Win” The Bachelor 2015?

March 9, 2015 // 0 Comments

EDIT: It’s all over except the coming break up. Head to our Bachelor finale re-cap to find out what happened. Tonight is the night y’all. We finally find out who Prince Farming will pick to be his lucky bride who gets to go back to a town of 75 people (not including the livestock) to start their romance filled adventure in an Iowa farm field. Tonight is the finale of The Bachelor 2015 and we get to find out who will “win” this season. By “win” I mean they ...Click for More

The Bachelor 2015 Week 9

February 23, 2015 // 0 Comments

The Bachelor 2015 Week 9 Oh My God Y’all. It’s fantasy suite week! Can you believe it! We are finally here. The final three are with Chris in Bali. In the three remaining women, we’ve got the winner who will be the next Bachelorette and the runner-up who Chris will pick to pretend to want to marry him and move to middle of no where Iowa. I’m so excited I can’t even right now. Any way, let’s get in to The Bachelor 2015 Week 9. First Date I am watching this ...Click for More

The Bachelor 2015 Week 7

February 16, 2015 // 0 Comments

The Bachelor 2015 Week 7 EDIT: ok I had no idea that the two hours I just spent watching this friggen show was from last night and there is another 2 f-ing hours tonight. Well no way in hell am I doing 4 hours tonight so here is my recap of last night’s show. I’ll catch up tomorrow with the rest. Oh and screw you ABC. I thought I was clear about the amount of time I was willing to put in to this show. No. I did not watch the Chris tells all episode last night. I told you at the ...Click for More

The Bachelor 2015 Week 6

February 9, 2015 // 0 Comments

The Bachelor 2015 Week 6 Bitches be crazy. I said that last week and now we actually have one of the actresses on The Bachelor opening the show saying it. You see folks? I’m not wrong. You remember last week that we had husband killer Kelsey drop to the ground in some kind of dramatic gesture that caused paramedics to be called and the rose ceremony to be cancelled last week and all kinds of drama. There was of course absolutely nothing wrong with her….shocking. The other women ...Click for More

The Bachelor 2015 Week 5

February 2, 2015 // 0 Comments

I can’t believe that The Bachelor 2015 Week 5 is already upon us. Watching this show sure does make time fly by because it felt like I was just watching this show and it’s been a week. I checked the calendar and verified that it has indeed been a week. I don’t know what it is about this show that makes it feel like it’s on all the time but here we are. Week 5 has Chris and the wanna be actresses heading to Santa Fe, New Mexico for whatever product placement ABC can fit ...Click for More

The Bachelor 2015 Week 4

January 26, 2015 // 0 Comments

The Bachelor 2015 week 4 y’all!  Let’s get right to it. First Group Date A bunch of the girls and Chris go to a lake to swim and hang out. This wouldn’t be The Bachelor though if that is all that there was to this date. All of these girls signed up for a reality show for the chance to get their own season of The Bachelorette or as a consolation prize, the chance to get picked by Chris to pretend to get married.  My point being that none of these girls are shy. They like to ...Click for More

The Bachelor 2015 Week 3

January 19, 2015 // 0 Comments

My humblest apologies for not posting after last week’s The Bachelor. I watched it but just couldn’t get a post up in time. Frankly, I couldn’t digest all the crazy that we witnessed quickly enough to be able to form coherent sentences. The women on this season are crazy even by Bachelor standards. Well I’m back for tonight’s episode of The Bachelor 2015 week 3. Ok y’all. First, let me address some absolutely shocking news in the Bachelor world. Did you all ...Click for More

The Bachelor 2015 Week 1

January 6, 2015 // 0 Comments

I seriously don’t know what is wrong with me. I don’t know why I’m doing this to myself. I swore off The Bachelor/Bachelorette after the last season when they used the death of one of the potential “winners” to promote and hype the show. They handled it so horribly that I thought that even as bad as they normally are, I just couldn’t continue. For some reason, I’ve decided to come back and watch this season. As far as I know, there are no deaths on this ...Click for More

Bachelorette Fantasy Suite Rumor

July 8, 2014 // 0 Comments

I’m still raging at what ABC did on the Bachelorette last night. I gave away a spoiler that it’s been rumored that Josh Murray is the one picked by Andi to go on a trip through hell. I won’t be watching any more episodes of this garbage but I couldn’t help but take notice of this bit of news I saw today about our beloved attorney, Andi Dorfman. With this season of The Bachelorette wrapping up, we have reached the fantasy suite date night stage. Fans of the show of course ...Click for More

The Bachelorette 2014 Wk 9

July 7, 2014 // 0 Comments

Normally people complain that Monday’s come around too fast because you have to go back to work on Monday. Not me. To me, Monday’s seem to come around so fast because it means I have to watch The Bachelorette. 2 hours of it. Well we are already back to another mind-numbing episode of the show the Taliban calls exhibit 1 in why America must be destroyed, so we may as well get in to it. Let’s start talking about The Bachelorette 2014 Wk 9. First home town visit This week is the ...Click for More

The Bachelorette 2014 wk 8

July 1, 2014 // 0 Comments

God help us all but we are already having to deal with another week of The Bachelorette. I apologize for not writing this last night. I was getting water boarded while having my toe nails ripped out while having to listen to the complete works of Taylor Swift and all of that was more appealing than being forced to watch this show. What’s cruel about the timing of this show is that it’s on Monday night. It’s the first day of the work week and  you come home after a usually ...Click for More

The Bachelorette 2014 wk 7

June 24, 2014 // 0 Comments

I apologize to the tens of fans who like to read my Bachelorette posts. I’ve been away from it for a few weeks because my doctor warned me that if I kept watching I was risking a possible stroke. After taking some time away, my doctor has cleared me to watch this week and report to all of you on the moronic comings and goings of what has got to be America’s dumbest lawyer, Andi Dorfman. Let’s not beat around the bush, let’s get right in to the Bachelorette 2014 wk 7. Ok ...Click for More

The Bachelorette 2014 Week 3 pt 2

June 4, 2014 // 0 Comments

I know I’m a couple of days late with this. You’ll have to forgive me. I needed to take a couple of days to build up the strength necessary to watch a second 2-friggen hour episode of The Bachelorette. I can’t believe they are already doing two episodes in one week. ABC, is this a signal that you don’t have anything else to put on or does this mean you hate the world? Could it be a bit of both? Ok here we go. Let’s get in to The Bachelorette 2014 week 3 pt 2. Also, ...Click for More
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