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CBS Monday Night Lineup – Not Good

September 24, 2013 // 0 Comments

The Fall TV season finally kicked off last night. Midwest Mike just reviewed Hostages so I thought I discuss the 3 sitcoms leading up to that. Let me just say, it may be the worst lineup of sitcoms ever assembled.  It’s looks like it may get even worse next week when Men premiers next week. So let’s get to it, first up is How I Met Your Mother If you’re like me, you are only watching this show because you have so much time invested in it, it would kill you not to see it ...Click for More

A Petition to Cancel 2 Broke Girls

January 1, 2013 // 39 Comments

There has been a lot of talk in the news lately about a petition to get CNN host Piers Morgan deported from this country.  The political reasons behind the petition are none of our concern here at MWTVG, what is interesting though is that it seems as though you can petition the White House for just about anything you want.  Well I say, it’s about time.  I have bitched and complained for a long time about the show 2 Broke Girls.  I have lamented about how it is a signal that we as ...Click for More

Well We All Survived the Mayan Apocalypse

December 22, 2012 // 3 Comments

So.  We all survived the Mayan apocalypse.  I’m sure we were all relieved to find out that the world didn’t end on 12/21.  Well this is good and bad at the same time.  It’s good because hey, the world didn’t end and we are all still here.  It’s bad though because we the human race will not be held accountable for our crimes.  What crimes?  Well I’ve talked about them before but let me remind you of the reasons we all deserved to ...Click for More

Don’t Trust the B—- Likely to be Cancelled

November 25, 2012 // 0 Comments

Photo courtesy of ABC. It’s been a light news day here at MWTVG which I blame on the early Bears game and the fact that this is my last day of vacation and I have to go back to my paying job tomorrow.  Not wanting to leave our dear readers with nothing new to read today, I went looking for some news.  What I found is that a show that I am a fan of, DON’T TRUST THE B—- IN APT 23, is likely to be ...Click for More

Amish Mafia Signals the End for us All

November 24, 2012 // 0 Comments

Now that Thanksgiving is over, we are on the downhill slide towards the end of the world on December 21.  Time is running out and there are more and more signs pointing to the end.  2 BROKE GIRLS, WHITNEY, and HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO remain on TV daring the Mayan gods to smite us.  Then Hostess goes out of business and removes the one thing that was going to survive a nuclear apocalypse, the Twinkie, and we are left defenseless against what is coming.  All the signs are there ...Click for More

ABC Cancels Last Resort and 666 Park Avenue

November 16, 2012 // 2 Comments

ABC has cancelled 1st year dramas LAST RESORT and 666 PARK AVENUE.  We at MWTVG are upset by this move as we are fans of both shows.  We attempted to use our power for good by trying to influence the viewing public in to actually going and watching these shows to save them.  We were not successful.  That happens often with good shows since America has a tendency to like things that are incredibly stupid that require very little brain power like 2 BROKE GIRLS or THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ...Click for More

Whitney is Here to End the World

November 15, 2012 // 0 Comments

Want to know what’s the worst show on TV?  I know most of you think I’ll say 2 BROKE GIRLS, and yes, that show is godawful, but no.  The worst show on TV is WHITNEY.  2 BROKE GIRLS can’t help themselves.  Neither of the women that star on that show are talented in any way and their show is on CBS.  There isn’t much that can be done for that show so to keep hating on it is just not gentlemanly, and I’m nothing if not a gentleman. WHITNEY however?  This show ...Click for More

Last Week’s Network Ratings

October 23, 2012 // 1 Comment

Ok.  Here are the numbers for last week.  The first set is the numbers for viewers in the 18-49 age group and the second set is the numbers for viewers of all ages.  Take a close look and see if you can figure out what I’m going to say after you get to the end of the ratings… Primetime Broadcast Adults 18-49 Viewers for the week ending October 21, 2012: Rank Shows R=Repeat S=Special P=Premiere Net 18-49 rating 18-49 Viewers (000) 1 NBC Sunday Night Football NBC 6.7 8467 2 VOICE ...Click for More

Key & Peele’s Funniest Skit of the Season

October 19, 2012 // 2 Comments

I’ve said before that these guys are very funny.  If you aren’t watching this show, you ought to be.  Well I take that back, if you aren’t watching this show and you are a fan of comedy or you can understand things that are funny, then you should be watching this show.  If you like 2 BROKE GIRLS or 2 AND A HALF MEN, then this show isn’t for you because you might be a moron and without a laugh track, I don’t think you would get where the jokes are. Here is a ...Click for More

I Hope the Mayans are Right Bret Michaels Style

October 18, 2012 // 3 Comments

The Travel Channel has announced that they have just signed a deal with Poison front man Bret Michaels (ROCK OF LOVE, THE FREE CLINIC) called ROCK MY RV.  Reports say that the show will be about well known RV enthusiast Michaels taking viewers through the thrilling process of pimping out RVs to make them Rock and/or Roll style pimp-mobiles.  Tune in to the first episode where I’m told by sources that Michaels will help put a penicillin storage locker and a foxy boxing ring in to an ...Click for More

I’m Not a Praying Man But…

October 16, 2012 // 1 Comment

I’m starting to pray that the Mayans are right.  Here are the final ratings for Monday night TV: Final Monday broadcast primetime ratings for Monday, October 15, 2012 Time Net Show 18-49 Rtg/Shr Viewers (millions) 8:00 NBC The Voice (8-10PM) 4.8/13 13.01 CBS How I Met Your Mother 3.2/9 7.93 ABC Dancing with the Stars (8-10PM) 2.1/5 13.64 FOX MLB Baseball (8-11:13PM) 1.6/4 5.58 CW 90210 0.6/2 1.06 8:30 CBS Partners 2.1/5 6.08 9:00 CBS 2 Broke Girls 3.4/8 9.30 CW Gossip Girl 0.4/1 0.78 ...Click for More

A Cleansing of the Palette

October 15, 2012 // 0 Comments

After subjecting myself to 2 BROKE GIRLS tonight, I had to go find some truly funny stuff to clear my brain of the horrors I witnessed. Here is some ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT to cleanse your palette: Some great Gob scenes: Tobias Funke, the world’s first analrapist: The Chicken Dance: David Cross Telling the Truth About Why the Show Was Cancelled: That ought to help out quite a bit.  Thank you ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT for showing the world real ...Click for More

2 Broke Girls, 1 Broke America

October 15, 2012 // 2 Comments

So I watched an episode of 2 BROKE GIRLS tonight because, as a professional writer, it is my duty to do the unpleasant things that professionals sometimes have to do in the name of our craft. So after watching this episode tonight, I have to ask, WTF is wrong with you America?  Over 4 million people watched this show last week!  It was the 11th highest rated show on broadcast TV last week!  What this tells me is that there are over 4 million American’s out there who can’t be ...Click for More