Now I Don’t Want to go off on a Rant Here…

But if I suddenly found myself with god-powers and could remote detonate one entire TV channel to completely wipe it from the earth, it would most definitely be THE DISNEY CHANNEL and all its unholy offspring.  Don’t worry ABC Family–you’re safe.  For now…

I would rather punch the elderly than so much as hear the Disney Channel sitcom laugh track, let alone go through the mental torture brought on by my daughter controlling the remote.  There must be a cold corner of hell reserved for the most evil of men (here’s looking at you, Bin Laden) that plays nothing but ZACK AND CODY reruns.  And for that, I almost pity the poor fella.