Justin Timberlake To Host Oscars?

I feel like we are becoming the Justin Timberlake News Network (seriously, if Oprah has her Own network JT can’t be that far behind).  Now the rumors are swirling that Justin is going to host the 2014 Oscars.

Yesterday I said JT was the new Chuck Norris.  I take that back.  He’s bigger than Chuck.  He’s so big, his motorcycle has 4wd.  JT doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.  And so on and so forth.

It’s hard to believe the soon to be most powerful man in show business once did this:


2 Comments on Justin Timberlake To Host Oscars?

  1. Anonymous // March 28, 2013 at 8:01 am //

    As a well rounded Midwestern middle aged man its tough to admit, but I think he would actually be a good host!

    • I understand your concern, but I think you’re safe for now. If you feel the urge to put on a speedo and march in a parade, you might have fallen victim to the liberal media’s attempt to turn everyone gay. Luckily, most Midwestern men are pretty far from bringing sexy back.

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