Verified proof that we have hit it big here at MWTVG, we have our very first confirmed celebrity commenter! Is this an A-list celebrity? No. Is it a B-list celebrity? No. C-list? Not quite. This guy is of the caliber that he isn’t even on a list… I am talking about none other than BOBBY MILLIKEN – THE USELL GUY himself!!
Responding just today to the semi-satirical piece I wrote five or six weeks ago essentially accusing him of being an enormous douche, he rose far above our unique brand of toilet-level humor to straight-up own his television persona… and that is something a guy like me can appreciate.
In a stroke of marketing genius/twisted irony, Bobby rocks that little douchey character so well that all of America will immediately flock to Google and search “Why is the usell guy such a douche”, be delivered straight to usell.com and decide to sell their cell while they’re at it. Victory for the Usell guy all around.
In some strange way, I can’t wait to see the next funky thing the self-proclaimed ‘Social Media Sultan’ attempts to pitch to me. I just hope that he doesn’t let all the fame get to his head and run around punching hookers like the SHAMWOW GUY ended up doing.