It’s 2am here at Midwest Mike’s house and I’m up watching weird TV. One of the joys of late night TV is the commercials and infomercials that you get to see. I saw this commercial tonight on the Destination America channel and it immediately rose to the top of the list of most disturbing commercials I have ever seen.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Callous Clear:
Ok. First of all. Who is going to buy a product from a late night TV commercial THAT MAKES YOUR SKIN FALL OFF?????? Did you see that in the commercial? Here are the instructions for use:
Step 1: rub the “lotion” on your skin.
Step 2: take the scraper thing to slough off patches of your skin that are just falling off.
Step 3: Dial 911
Step 4: Begin to panic.
Step 5: Repeat as necessary to address those real problem areas.
I’m not a doctor, I’m just a TV guy. But call me crazy. I just don’t think it’s a good idea to rub lotions on your skin that makes said skin fall off. Maybe I’m just old-fashioned. If you have skin on your feet that you would like to treat callously, you can go here to order the product.