Around The Web – 9/9/13

Cause your sex takes me to paradise, yeah, your sex takes me to paradise and it shows, yeah, yeah, yeah.  Cause you make me feel like I’ve been locked out of heaven.  For too long, for too long.  Yeah, you make me feel like I’ve been locked out of heaven.  Bruno Mars

The way Bruno Mars talks about sex reminds of Stewie from the Family Guy and we know Stewie’s straight.

Here’s what is going on around the web for Monday.

  • This has to be rock bottom for Lady Gaga.  Let’s hope this look doesn’t catch on as it reminds of most horror movie commercials.  (Pop Bytes)
  • For our 3-4 female fans, here’s some pics of the hottest guys in the NFL.  Ladies, I’m guessing this will be our least clicked on link of the day.  Make sure to click it if you ever want to see anything other than female celebs in bikinis.  (Swoon Worthy)
  • In literature class in high school I never understood symbolism.  Oh, a raven means death because I can’t just say death because I have to write it like a woman would think because only they really read books.  Wow, where did that rant come from?  Anyway, Miley Cyrus in her underwear sitting on top of a wrecking ball must mean something right?  Midwest Julie can you help a guy out with this?  (Drunken Stepfather)
  • A woman spent $31,000 on surgery to make herself look like Pamela Anderson.  Doesn’t the doctor have some liability in this?  If a woman comes to you with this request, I’m thinking psych ward might be a better fit.  (Celebzter)
  • Hot female on TV of the day – Lois Griffin from Family Guy.

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