Around the Web for 4-8-2014

imagesIn the day we sweat it out on the streets of a runaway American dream
At night we ride through the mansions of glory in suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on highway 9,
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected,and steppin’ out over the line
h-Oh, Baby this town rips the bones from your back
It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we’re young
`Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run

-The Boss

Here’s what is going on around the web for 4-8-2014

  • Being in the Chicagoland area, we have all been dreaming about summertime.  Summertime, ideally like this summertime featuring Claudia Jordan and Aisha Thalia running around in bikinis (egotastic)
  • Clearly aiming at the low-hanging fruit, BLAKE SHELTON took pot shots at BRITNEY SPEARS at the American Country Music Awards. (Just Jared)
  • Mickey Rooney was sooooo 24 hours ago.  Now somebody named PEACHES GELDOF died.  Who exactly is PEACHES GELDOF?  I have absolutely no idea.  Whoever she was, neither scientology nor thelema was able to save her.  Because either one of those are legit and all…  (Radar Online)
  • I now know more about CAMERON DIAZ’S nether regions than I ever wanted to (celebitchy)
  • How about Wrestlemania 30?  Anybody?  *crickets*  For those of you uncultured enough to not enjoy the spectacle and athleticism that is the WWE, Daniel Bryan “won” and Brock Lesnar “beat” The Undertaker who was “undefeated” for a while (and must be pushing 50 at this point).  A bunch of other dudes pretended to punch each other.  I can’t believe that grown adults actually watch this stuff.  (Bleacher Report)
  • Almost as good as South Park’s MASA (except, you know… this one actually happened), North Korea unveiled their space program NADA.  Ole!  (geekologie)
  • Watch Jon Hamm lose a dating show in the 90’s! (Hollywood Life)

Hot chick of the day:  LIV TYLER from the upcoming HBO series THE LEFTOVERS

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