Around the Web for 4-3-2014

Around the Web for 4-3-2014D-D-Danger lurks behind you
There’s a stranger out to find you
What to do? just grab on to some
Duck Tales… everyday they’re out there making,
Duck Tales… tales of daring-do bad and good luck tales…
not pony tails or cotton tails no, Duck Tales (woo oo)

-Duck Tales

I think people who sing old 80’s jingles are entirely too excited about the material they are bringing to the table.

Here’s what is going on around the web for 4-3-2014

  • The internet is a great place on April fool’s day.  While none of our loyal readers seemed to be privy to what a “Rick Roll” is, here is the best of April fools pranks.  I, for one, am always entertained by what thinkgeek comes up with every year.  I want that damn nerf gun!!  (Techcrunch)
  • Rich people are starting to lose me with this one.  Gold stamped toilet paper?  It would actually be cheaper to wipe it up with real dollar bills.  (Geekologie)
  • FARRAH ABRAHAM: Television Star.  Movie Star.  Pop Star.  Lyrical Genius.  New York Times Bestselling Author?!  Right.  (Gawker)
  • Two things: 1) Anderson Cooper’s mom is Gloria Vanderbilt.  2) He is not in her $200 million will.  That said, she can feel free to remember her favorite three MWTVG’s upon her passing… (celebitchy)
  • ROB KARDASHIAN is a sensitive male.  He recently tweeted “No one will ever understand how much it hurt”.  What could he be referring to?  His famewhore sister?  Psychotic mother?  His famewhore sister?  Humongous douche of a brother-in-law?  His little famewhore sister?  Sex-changed father?  His famewhore wookee sister?  Does it hurt to eat your bodyweight in meat and cheese everyday?  Does it hurt to know that you will never be professionally successful?  Does it hurt to know that your socks are ugly?  Naw, couldn’t possibly be any of those things… (the hollywood gossip)
  • Ahead of this weekend’s premiere of GAME OF THRONES, check out NATALIE DORMER in various levels of undress (GQ)

Hot chick of the day:  PHOEBE TONKINAround the Web for 4-3-2014 from THE VAMPIRE DIARIES/THE ORIGINALS