Around The Web For 4-2-14

We get together, oh, we get together.  But separate’s always better when there’s feelings involved.  If what they say is “Nothing is forever” then what makes, then what makes, then what makes, then what makes, what makes, what makes love the exception.  Outkast

It’s a good day here in Chicago as it’s been 1 day in a row without a Cubs loss.  At least we have the Hawks.  Here come the Hawks the mighty Blackhawks.

Around The Web For 4-2-14

  • You gotta love Pat Robertson and The 700 Club.  He’s willing to ask the tough questions that others are so afraid to ask.  Here he is interviewing a Rabbi and asking why Jews are so rich.  I hope the Rabbi at least got a decent appearance fee for selling out his religion, although if he did, I think he made Robertson’s point for him.  (Seriously OMG)
  • Which reality TV former teen star is broke again?  It’s none other than Lindsey Lohan.  Turns out she blew through $750k she received from celebrity enabler Oprah Winfrey.  Has anyone figured out that you might as well flush money down the toilet before you give it to her.  (Pop Bytes)
  • Again, I never understood symbolism in high school literature class.  So somebody please explain to me what a half naked Miley Cyrus on a white horse is supposed to mean.  I think it’s a statement about how there’s no one true religion, but again I did not pay much attention in high school.  (D Listed)
  • Good lord, I just saw this story on WGN so I had to find a link to it.  Check out the x-ray of a guy who had a chainsaw accident and survived.  I think the words your looking for are great googly moogly.  (Washington Post)
  • Celebs are annoying how they’re better than us.  Here’s Olivia Wilde in her third trimester looking tired but somehow still smoking hot.  (Celeb Bitchy)
  • Sometimes and it’s rare, women over think a situation.  In order to help here’s a quick list of only 5 possible reasons he’s not texting you back.  Now you won’t have to spend so much time thinking of other reasons, it’s definitely one of these and your welcome.  (College Humor)
  • Hot actress of the day – Jaime Ray Newman from the now cancelled Mind Games.  She’s a Midwestern girl from Farmington Hills, Michigan.

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