And I found out a long time ago
What a woman can do to your soul.
Oh, but she can’t take you anyway,
You don’t already know how to go.
And I got a peaceful easy feeling,
And I know you won’t let me down
’cause I’m already standing on the ground.
Here’s what is going on around the web for 3-6-2014:
- TERESA Guido, er… GIUDICE from THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY might go to jail for pleading guilty to fraud. If she is going down, I think all the other ‘Real Housewives” should be sentenced to a Siberian exile for high crimes against humanity. (Radar Online)
- People Magazine is practicing hard hitting journalism by asking all the right questions. Such as, which star does the best MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY impression? MIDWEST MARK is honing his hard-hitting investigative prowess by watching. And linking. (People)
- Who watches DANCING WITH THE STARS? I sure don’t. But for those of you who care about such things, the 18th season’s cast (frightening) was just announced yesterday. The highlight of the show might be AMY PURDY a double amputee paralympic snowboarder strutting her stuff. Perhaps she dances on her hands? We will see soon enough. At least I’m glad they passed on the alternative double-amputee OSCAR PISTORIUS who would “accidently” murder his partner/the judges if they were voted off. (Wet Paint)
- I am a huge fan of TRUE DETECTIVE which is by far the best show on television right now. I’m personally not one to pay for a bunch of cable-y extras, but if HBO continues to bring us stuff like this, I’m about ready to write them blank checks out of the MWTVG slush fund. The one question on everybody’s mind is how this show is going to end. This guy has it all figured out for sure and presents the most cohesive theory yet. (Matt Cohen’s Twitter)
- KATY PERRY discusses her onstage make out session with MILEY CYRUS. Spoiler alert: Miley forgot to wear the cherry chapstick. (celebitchy)
- We discuss plenty of attractive women on our blog, but one subset of attractive women we might have overlooked so far is the “Hottest Bollywood Actress,” and here are 20 of them: (heavy)
- In honor of the new Sriracha flavored Pringles at Walmart (which I’m buying several cases of tomorrow), here are the 30 strangest flavors of Pringles worldwide (techblog)
Hot chick of the day: ALANA DELAGARZA from LAW AND ORDER fame: