Now look at them yo-yo’s
that’s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb.
Has anybody else noticed an overabundance of daily AtW’s and an underabundance of normal articles? Please accept my sincerest apologies, this dry spell of incredible/compelling content will end shortly. I will not rest until the party or parties responsible are brought to justice. Seeing as excuses are like assholes, the three of us MWTVG writers are excuse enough for one website to handle.
Here’s what is going on around the web for 3-27-2014
- The Chinese government is going to sell canned air to “tourists” (read: idiots) so they can get a whiff of non-smoggy air. If the first guy to sell bottled water was smart, the first guy to sell canned air is a certified savant. (Geekologie)
- A math teacher keeps the peace with threats of revealing GAME OF THRONES spoilers if the class acts up. I still remember high school, and that guy would have been writing on the board like Bart in the intro to the Simpsons. (Mashable)
- Oh hello there, Phoebe Tonkin. (egotastic)
- Here at MWTVG, we are as concerned about your general health and well being as you are, if not moreso. Mostly because we want you to read our blog for the rest of forever. Here are 6 unhealthy habits that are as bad as smoking. Judging from this list, I’m sucking down somewhere near the equivalent of 15 packs a day and might very well kick it tomorrow. Enjoy me while you still can! (Yahoo)
- The first set photos of AVENGERS 2 are trickling in with great shots of ELIZABETH OLSEN and AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON as the Scarlett Witch and Quicksilver, respectively. While I’m not yet sold on Kickass playing a different superhero, I’m totally sold on ELIZABETH OLSEN’S wardrobe choice. (Screen Crush)
- This is 100% worth four and a half minutes of your time: a supercut of all of CHRISTOPHER WALKEN’S cinematic dancing scenes (Huffington Post)
Hot chick of the day: KRISTY SWANSON aka the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Also from such hits as PSYCH and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.