Around the Web for 3-13-2014

Around the Web for 3-13-2014And even though we ain’t got money,
I’m so in love with you, honey,
And everything will bring a chain of love.
And in the morning, when I rise,
You bring a tear of joy to my eyes
And tell me everything is gonna be alright.

-Kenny Loggins

Here is what’s going on around the web for 3-13-2014

  • Kevin Bacon = Awesome.  THE FOLLOWING = unfortunately not quite as awesome.  I will forgive him for that because he made this video about 80’s awareness for millennials.  (Geekologie)
  • We hardly ever get political here on MWTVG because there is a time and a place for such banter and this blog is neither!  Even though I am not a card carrying member of the sitting president’s fan club, I have deep appreciation for somebody like that is able to poke fun at themselves.  President Obama was on Zach Galifianakis’ web show BETWEEN TWO FERNS which almost made me LOL for realz on my train ride home. (Funny or Die)
  • We also hardly ever get religious here on MWTVG because there is a time and a place for such banter, and we stopped believing in the tooth fairy back in our mid-teens (some of us held on longer than others, ok?!?)  A total of $600,000 was stolen from the safe of Pastor JOEL OSTEEN’s ‘Megachurch’ which sounds like a rejected Decepticon name if I’ve ever heard one.  Anyway, the more discerning of us would call this ‘comeuppance’ since Joel Osteen was the one who stole the $600,000 from a bunch of lonely suckers.  Only you can be the judge.  (UPI)
  • LINDSEY LOHAN published a list of everybody she had sex with.  Isn’t it strange that there’s exactly 36 of them like she had to get a couple of quick ones in there just to even out the columns?  A bunch of them are blurred out presumably because they are either nobodies or those who wish to remain anonymous.  Or maybe it’s Bill Clinton 17 times.  Either way, check out the list here:  (WWTDD)
  • I don’t even know who ANDRIANA LIMA is, but she’s alright in my book (egotastic)
  • There is a fair amount of irony in this photo.  Which one of these department store mannequins is COURTNEY STODDEN?  This is tougher than Where’s Waldo!  (The Superficial)

Hot chick of the day:  JAIMIE ALEXANDER who just reprised her Thor role of Lady Sif on MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

Around the Web for 3-13-2014