Around the Web for 3-20-2014

Around the Web for 3-20-2014Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need ,
Im blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away

-Bob Dylan (kidding, it’s Farrah Abraham)

If you were wondering what is going on around the web for 3-20-2014, look no further ’cause I got it right here:

  • The world record for solving a Rubik’s cube was just broken again by a robot made out of legos.  The puzzle was solved in 3.25 seconds, or exactly the amount of time it takes MIDWEST MIKE to turn off anything starring KAT DENNINGS (CNet)
  • Bonus Rubik’s cube related content:  Watch this dude rock a cube in five seconds:  (youtube)  Or this dude with his feet?!?  (youtube)  It’s taken me over thirty years and I still haven’t solved a freaking Rubik’s Cube.
  • We often post pictures of scantily clad women for the male readership’s enjoyment, but may mistakenly neglect our devoted female fans.  We are nothing if not completely in tune to the needs of women, so this one’s for the ladies: Local Denver news anchors accidentally flashed the picture of a wanger during a live broadcast.  Warning: video is understandably NSFW for image of the aforementioned wanger.  (Geekologie)
  • Have you ever desired to hear the autotuned musical stylings of a discarded love doll?  Enter FARRAH ABRAHAM’S newest single “Blowin”.  I admit that I could only make it through the first 30 seconds of the video before violently slamming my computer against the wall.  See how far you can get!  (The Hollywood Gossip)
  • For a little injection of humor in your otherwise lethargic Thursday, check out a website dedicated to calling out our worst first world problems (White Whine)
  • Sit down for this one:  Just when I thought that JOHNNY WEIR was slaying veritable ‘binders of women’, it turns out that he is splitting up with his… husband?!  Who would have ever guessed?? (Radar Online)
  • Work off the shock of the news item above by appreciating ALEJANDRA GUILMANT in various states of undress (egotastic)

Hot throwback actress of the day:  ERIN GRAY from BUCK ROGERS and SILVER SPOONS

Around the Web for 3-20-2014