Around the Web for 2-11-2014

imagesOh sugar, don’t you cry
Oh child, wipe the tears from your eyes
You know, I need you to be strong
And the day is as dark as the night is long
Feel like trash you make me feel clean
I’m in the black, can’t see or be seen
Baby, baby, baby, light my way


It’s a chilly Tuesday morning and I’ve got nothin’.  Here’s what is going on around the web for 2-11-2014:

  • WOODY ALLEN responded to Dylan Farrow’s open letter two weeks ago with his own open letter refuting the allegations.  Who writes letters anymore, let alone reads them?  Post something up on youtube next time, guys.  Admittedly I didn’t read any of it either, but my best guess is that it says something about “blah, blah, blah, I’m not a rapist, blah blah blah.”  Please read for yourself and fill me in on the deets.  (Just Jared)
  • Speaking of “alleged” rapists, let us fondly remember BILL COSBY for more than just THE COSBY SHOW, pudding, Fat Albert and kids saying the darndest things, but also for his slick roofieability.  (Gawker)
  • Those first two links were overly awkward, let’s lighten it up a bit.  Who popped the question to KATE UPTON last week?  (Fansided)
  • Not quite up to SONS OF ANARCHY standards, have you ever heard of Moroccan motorcycle chicks?  My thorough research methods for compiling twice-weekly AtW’s (this time consisting of Googling “Chicks”) garnered this funky little slideshow.  Hey baby, is that an ankle under that Burqua?  Flash me a little calf, you naughty girl.  Who’s your oppressor?  Other cultures are so silly.  (Fastcompany)
  • From molestation to KATE UPTON to racism, I’m really on a roll today!  Let’s continue with Samuel L Jackson doing what Samuel L Jackson does best… knocking whitey down a peg (The Superficial)
  • Last but not least, enjoy some hot Russian chicks from the Olympics.  Warning: website is in Russian, so basically nobody is going to know what it says.  Hopefully I didn’t just get a virus.  (

Hot chick of the day: ALEXANDRA DANIELS from WGN’S first original scripted series, SALEM.  Since this seems to be the only, single picture of her out there on the interwebz, I found a little diddy of a blog called “Sexy Witches” that delivers on its simple premise.  A few seem NSFW, so handle with care.