Around The Web – 12/23/13

How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What is it? Lanolin. La – Lanolin? Like – like sheep’s wool?  Ron Burgundy

Man did the Bears get killed yesterday.  I think our defense just gave up another rushing touchdown.  Well it’s Christmas eve eve and here’s what is going on around the web.

  • Why not, it’s slow out here today.  How about Kate Hudson sans makeup.  She’s awfully shinny.  (Celeb Slam)
  • That is one short skirt on Selena Gomez even if it’s a wax figure.  (G Celeb)
  • Mariah Carey’s in snowy Aspen on vacation which of course means pictures of her in a bikini.  (Seriously OMG)
  • Jennifer Aniston is not happy with how young actresses are dressing.  (Celeb Bitchy)
  • I hate all things American Idol, but Harry Connick’s mistreatment of singers may get me to tune back in again.  (TV Guide)
  • Ever one to keep it classy, guess what simulated sex act Miley Cyrus performs in her latest video.  (The Superficial)
  • Hot actress of the day – Lauren Graham from Gilmore Girls.

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