How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What is it? Lanolin. La – Lanolin? Like – like sheep’s wool? Ron Burgundy
Man did the Bears get killed yesterday. I think our defense just gave up another rushing touchdown. Well it’s Christmas eve eve and here’s what is going on around the web.
- Why not, it’s slow out here today. How about Kate Hudson sans makeup. She’s awfully shinny. (Celeb Slam)
- That is one short skirt on Selena Gomez even if it’s a wax figure. (G Celeb)
- Mariah Carey’s in snowy Aspen on vacation which of course means pictures of her in a bikini. (Seriously OMG)
- Jennifer Aniston is not happy with how young actresses are dressing. (Celeb Bitchy)
- I hate all things American Idol, but Harry Connick’s mistreatment of singers may get me to tune back in again. (TV Guide)
- Ever one to keep it classy, guess what simulated sex act Miley Cyrus performs in her latest video. (The Superficial)
- Here’s a twofer: 7 signs you put no effort into your significant others gift or 14 insane morals from Christmas movies.
- Hot actress of the day – Lauren Graham from Gilmore Girls.