Around the Web – 1/2/2014

around_the_webSo if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy,
and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

-The Rolling Stones

Chicago is buried in snow today. If you are heading back to work in the Windy City, be careful out there. Let’s get the news from around the web.

  • For a behind the scenes look at BREAKING BAD’S final season and the upcoming spinoff prequel/sequel BETTER CALL SAUL, check out this little interview with VINCE GILLIGAN and what he specifically thought about Jesse Pinkman’s teeth. (Collider)
  •  With apologies to fanboys of BIG BANG THEORY, star actress/nerd heartthrob KALEY CUOCO got married on new year’s eve.  For the ladies: Here are some pictures of her wedding dress (Hollywood Life)  For the men, here she is in a purple teddy (guyism)
  • What ten brands are expected to disappear in 2014?  While I agree whole heartedly with #7 on the list (The WNBA), I’m not sure their analysis is entirely accurate because they claim that WNBA has a supporter.  Shenanigans!  Check out the other nine here:  (24/7 Wall Street)
  • Seeing as TMZ is all about ‘journalistic integrity’, they reported the other day that AMANDA SEYFRIED’S dog had raped another dog in the neighborhood.  She responded through a tweet that the encounter was “consensual”.  Funny to note that this is considered news, and funnier to note that there is nothing else “around the web” that is anywhere near as interesting today, so I feel obliged to post it on MWTVG. (The Celebrity Cafe)
  • Check out the first official still from GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.  This is by far Marvel’s riskiest move yet.  See what you think so far… (Cinema Blend)

Hot chick of the day: HELEN FLANAGAN from UK television fame (egotastic link is NSFW)