Around The Web – 11/21/2013

around_the_webAs I have previously said, with great blog comes great responsibility.  Especially when MIDWEST MIKE is out doing something non-blog-related and MIDWEST MO needs a break from his daily AtW hijinx, MIDWEST MARK is there to answer the call.  In fact, this is my very first Around the Web segment so wish me luck.

I now realize that I started with banter rather than lyrics which is strictly forbidden when it comes to these things, so I might be never called upon to do another.  In attempts to make things right:

Guess I got what I deserve
Kept you waiting there, too long my love
All that time, without a word
Didn’t know you’d think, that I’d forget, or I’d regret
The special love I have for you…
My Baby Blue

Badfinger, as an ode to my recently-finished BREAKING BAD marathon.

Here’s what is going on around the web on this Thursday before Thanksgiving week:

  • MIDWEST MO likes to post on celebrities and their see through clothes, now with Microsoft Kinect, we can all have see through clothes!  Why won’t my television stop laughing at me? (link is mildly NSFW for liberal use of that word that sort of rhymes with “Tennis”)
  • How long has the Entourage movie been rumored?  Since it anticlimaxed in 2011.  Today we get an actual production start date, so we finally get to get back to the decadent Hollywood lives of Vince, Ari and company.
  • Speaking of Breaking Bad, the folks over at EW have a preview of the gag reel for the final season.  It provides a bit of levity within the extremely dark and emotionally charged finale.
  • First it was JCVD, now it is Channing Tatum performing the “Epic Splits” between two moving vehicles.  Except that Channing Tatum’s choice of vehicles are decidedly much more dangerous and travel at a harrowingly slow pace.
  • I think I might be forgetting the most important part of AtW?  Let’s recap.  I talked about dudes, dudes, dudes and dudes… *scratches head* oh, how about chicks!!  In I-don’t-know-if-that’s-even-legal-yet-news, Kendall Jenner just turned 18 and is already ramping up for the world of softcore.  This is mildly NSFW.
  • Now for actual hot-chick news, Kate Upton might be available again, as an alert to all you fine gentlemen connoisseurs of MTWVG out there.  Allegedly, THE OTHER MIDWEST MIKE already booked his one-way bus ticket to Florida.

river_4Hot actress of the day:  Eloise Mumford from the severely underappreciated 2012 ABC show THE RIVER.