Around The Web – 10/30/13

Every time that I look in the mirror, all these lines on my face gettin’ clearer, the past is gone.  It went by like dusk to dawn, Isn’t that the way?  Everybody’s got their dues in life to pay.  Aerosmith

O’Hallows eve is upon us.  You got your costume set?  There’s an 80% chance of rain here in Chicago for tomorrow, should be awesome.  Here’s what else is going on around the web for Wednesday.

  • Pandering alert!  Selena Gomez in a string bikini.  Blogging is hard.  (G Celeb)
  • Chris Brown is in the news again. Did he find the cure for cancer? Did he save a bunch of kids from a burning building? (Amy Grindhouse)
  • Nicole Kidman must be really good at sexting because as her husband Keith Urban explained on Ellen yesterday she only needs to send one.  I’m 44 and don’t sext, but I’m not sure that’s how you do it.  (Bohomoth)
  • We haven’t really done upskirts over here.  It’s not that we don’t look at them, it’s just we really are trying to be smart aleck jerks over here and they aren’t funny.  That is until it’s a Janice Dickison upskirt.  Warning – you can’t unsee this.  (D Listed)
  • I know I’m in the minority on this one, but I like Lindsey Lohan.  Sure she sells her body for money and doesn’t seem like that nice of a person.  I get it.  So the news that she’s off the wagon makes me kind of sad.  (Radar Online)
  • Hot personality of the day – Holly Sonders from The Golf Channel.

(Total Frat Move)