Around the Web – 10/24/13

around the webHush now baby, baby don’t you cry
Mama’s gonna make all of your
Nightmares come true
Mama’s gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama’s gonna keep you right here
Under her wing
she won’t let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama will keep baby cozy and warm

Pink Floyd

Let’s get the news from around the web. Oh, and suck it St. Louis Cardinals.

  • I went through a phase in the 80s where I thought I was a karate master.  I had throwing stars and nun chucks and all that. I blame all the bad ass Chuck Norris movies from the 80s and brilliance like American Ninja for my phase. As good as I or any of us ever thought we were with nun chucks, we were never anywhere close to this guy. This guys skills will blow you away. (YouTube)
  • Did you know that over the course of all the Twilight movies, there is 24 minutes of characters just staring at each other? These guys have taken every single stare in all of the Twilight movies and put them in to one video. This video is suicide-inducing. Watch at your own risk. (Hypable)
  • Stephanie Seymour trying on lingerie. Do I need to say much more than that? Oh and yes, it’s NSFW. (Superficial)
  • Brazil has a contest called Miss BumBum. I’m not kidding. Well in our never ending efforts to bring culture and class to not only this website, but to your lives, we have to provide you a link to the contestants of Miss BumBum.  You know.  For science and culture. (CoEd)
  • Now a link for the ladies, and ladies, lets not pretend that 50 Shades of Gray sold 500 bazillion books but none of you out there read it. Remember, we don’t judge here. So do you want to know about the new guy playing Christian Gray? Of course you do. (Eonline)
  • Is there anything more sweet than internet justice? Well yes.  Ding Dongs are and they are back by the way folks and if you are looking for gifts to buy for your favorite MWTVG writer, I’m just sayin. Anyway, here is a video of a guy destroying someone who is YouTube famous and it’s quite funny (right up to the part where you find out how much the YouTube famous guy makes a year, then you are going to be mad).
    (The Chive)
  • What has Hayden Christensen been up to since he completely destroyed the Annakin Skywalker character? (Celebitchy)
  • There is a new trailer out for Anchorman 2 and I absolutely can’t wait for this movie to come out this December. (Seriously OMG)
  • All 3 writers at MWTVG have been banned from this haunted house. Trust me. This is the scariest damn haunted house that has ever been created. (Geek Tyrant)

 

katie cassidy

 

  • Hot actress of the day: Katie Cassidy from Arrow (she’s also David Cassidy’s daughter. Who knew?).  (Maxim) (Heavy)