Around The Web – 10/2/13

You can look at the menu, but you just can’t eat.  You can feel the cushion, but you can’t have a seat.  You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can’t have a swim.  You can feel the punishment, but you can’t commit the sin.  And you want her, and she wants you.  We want everyone.  Howard Jones

Mike, Mike, Mike…Guess what day it is.  Yep, it’s around the web for Wednesday.  Hawks win!

  • Fair warning, once you see this pic you can’t unsee it.  It’s Zach Galifianakis’ birthday and he’s celebrating in a lovely one piece bathing suit.  (D Listed)
  • Best I can tell 17 is the new 30 for girls today.  At least that seems to be the case for Kylie Jenner.  I suspect if you checked her closest it would be about 95% bikinis.  (G Celeb)
  • Before you bad mouth drug dealing, listen to Jay Z explain how it really honed his math skills.  (Bohomoth)
  • Why are Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz making another movie together?  Did anyone buy them as a couple in Bad Teacher.  (Lainey Gossip)
  • People really want a Wonder Woman movie.  Poor Aquaman, he never gets any love.  I might watch an Aquawoman movie though.  (The Superficial)
  • JB Smoove is doing his part to help America get in shape and keep romance alive.  On Conan he unveiled his erotic exercise routine.  I really liked Conan doing pushups.  (Seriously OMG)
  • Hot actress of the day – Michaela Watkins from Trophy Wife.  She’s not what you would call traditionally hot, but she’s cracking me up on Trophy Wife and she was hysterical on Anger Management.

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