Around The Web – 10/16/13

She’d had no idea.  Started to cry she said in a good way.  He took her by the hand, walked her back home.  They took the long way.  Some day somebody’s gonna ask you a question that you should say yes to.  Once in your life maybe tonight I’ve got a question for you.  Old 97’s

Mike, Mike, Mike.  You know what day it is and here’s what is going on around the web for hump day.

  •  The following news may shock and upset our younger readers.  Justin Beiber is a douche.  He sucker punched a guy and then hid behind his security.  Somebody’s gonna knock him out at one point.  I got $10 for that guys legal defense, who’s with me.  (IDLYTW)
  • Seriously?  Katie Holmes is dating Jamie Foxx?  Safe to say she doesn’t have a type, I mean other than famous actor.  (Star Pulse)
  • This much is clear, South Africa is not a fan of Rihanna.  Overpriced tickets, lethargic performance, and lip syncing lead the press to proclaim Ri Ri Ripoff.  (Radar Online)
  • We are nothing but helpful over here.  With Halloween coming up, here’s 12 outfit ideas to dress like Britney Spears.  You’re welcome.  (Pop Sugar)
  •  Say it’s not so, Dakota Johnson may also be out of 50 Shades of Grey.  I was kind of looking forward to seeing her really, really, really naked.  Don’t judge me, you were too.  (Rickey)
  • Hot actress of the day – Natalie Morales from Trophy Wife.

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