Around The Web – 10/14/13

525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes – how do you measure, measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes – how do you measure a year in the life?  How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of love.  Rent

Here’s what is going on around the web for Monday.

  • It’s important stuff over here at MWTVG, like who wore their skinny jeans better – Mila Kunis or Katie Holmes.  I vote Katie, but see what you think.  (G Celeb)
  • Men can be so helpful at times.  Like how DWTS Maksim Chmerkovskiy told his girlfriend super model Kate Upton he thought she should lose weight.  I guess he couldn’t see all of her ribs.  Finally, one guy not afraid to answer the question of whether or not a super tiny bikini makes her look fat.  (Celeb Bitchy)
  • So Charlie Hunnam was fired/quit as the male lead in the upcoming soft core porn movie 50 Shades of Grey.  As it’s going to be the cheesiest movie since Showgirls, they are having a hard time casting a known male actor.  I say they go a different route and get the cast of Mike & Molly.  Call it 50 Shades of Grazing or something like that.  (NY Times)
  • Miley Cyrus has officially been offered $1 million dollars to direct a porno.  The obvious title choice Wrecking Balls.   (Pop Bytes)
  • Not sure why, but Jay Mohr tweets a picture of himself in his underwear from Hawaii.  The Geraldo Rivera is strong in this one.  (SOMG)
  • Hot actress of the day – Ella Rae Peck from Welcome to the Family.  She’s a Midwestern girl from Minneapolis, MN.

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