Around the Web – 01 09 2014

around_the_webAll I want is a room somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
With one enormous chair, oh wouldn’t it be loverly?
– Audrey Hepburn

It was a sweltering 2 degrees yesterday in the Chicagoland area.  It was so cold that a peacock escaped from the zoo and froze to a tree.  You don’t see those kind of headlines every day, my friends.

  • For the ladies in the group:  how about ALEXANDER SKARSGARD sitting naked on a toilet in the South Pole?  Does that do it for you?  I guess that’s how the Swedes get down.  Although it is mildly reminiscent of the last scene from last season’s TRUE BLOOD, it’s going to take more than this for me to be excited about season 7.  (Too Fab)
  • Nothing like 20/20 hindsight… FARRAH ABRAHAM (aka Mother of the Year Award winner 4 years running) finally admits that last year’s sex tape ruined her life.  Funny, because I would think poor decision making skills and famewhoreism ruined her life.  Forest from the trees, people. (The Stir)
  • Speaking of sex tapes, the “Jewluminati” princess herself, TILA TEQUILA made some sort of new weird sex tape that she expects everybody to watch.  Here’s a link to an article that sort of explains it and links to it if you really, really feel up to the task.  Quite frankly, just thinking about her makes me physically ill.  (MStarz News)
  • TONYA HARDING, blah blah blah NANCY KERRIGAN, blah blah blah… I couldn’t really get past the title of this one.  Something about Harding opening up to ESPN films in a new interview about how she feels like she’s the victim in the Nancy Kerrigan scandal.  What is the lesson here?  That women complain waaaay too much.  Fun fact of the day: did you know that Tonya Harding has a sex tape too?? (Warning: nsfw.  Secondary Warning: curiosity killed the cat.)  Who doesn’t have a sex tape for crying out loud?  I’ll tell you who doesn’t… MIDWEST MARK.  Yet.  (celebitchy)
  • I just realized that I’ve veered way off course with a whole ton of unnecessary filth.  (You’re welcome for that.)  In attempts to steer us back around, here is a video of a cute little puppy.  Wait, that was filth too??  How about this kitty cat?  Still no dice.  I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

Hot chick of the day: Shiri Appleby from ROSWELL (askmen)

Around the Web - 01 09 2014