Around the Web for 8-30-15

around the web for 8-30-15

Another night slowly closes in
And I feel so lonely
Touching heat freezing on my skin
I pretend you still hold me

I’m going crazy, I’m losing sleep
I’m in too far, I’m in way too deep over you
I can’t believe you’re gone
You were the first, you’ll be the last

Wherever you go, I’ll be with you
Whatever you want, I’ll give it to you
Whenever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon
Remember after the fire, after all the rain
I will be the flame, I will be the flame

– Cheap Trick

The Weekend is already over. I swear the space time continuum gets all out of whack once the weekend hits. The clock definitely moves faster on the weekend. I don’t care what Einstein says about relativity. ¬†Anyway. Before you blink and you are at work, get the news from around the web for 8-30-15.

  • Remember Tila Tequila? Before there were the Kardashians, there was Tila Tequila. She was one of the first signs of the apocalypse. Apparently she wants to get back on TV. Please. Whatever we have to do to stop this. Let’s do it. (Dlisted)
  • When celebrities go on interviews, none of it is authentic or off the cuff. The questions are known beforehand and the celebrity knows what they are going to be pitching and how the interview is going to go. This is because entertainment reporters need access to those celebrities to keep their jobs so there are very few successful reporters out there really attacking celebs who still get access. Knowing that, then keep in mind when you read this Miley Cyrus interview that this is exactly what she planned to say. This is not stream of conscious talking. She wanted this to be printed. (WWTDD)
  • I don’t have any idea who Princess Beatrice is. I’m guessing from her name that she is some royal from some other country and she is apparently swimming in money and free time. It must be exhausting being her. (Celebitchy)
  • This guy used over 1 million legos to build a historically accurate USS Missouri. It’s pretty amazing. (TheAwesomer)
  • Which celebrities have the best butts of 2015? (CoEd)
  • You are now entering a bra-free zone. (TheChive)
  • This reporter gives countless men out there, not me of course, something to be hopeful about. Her thoughts on penis size are interesting. (TheFrisky)

Today’s power ballad is, believe it or not, the only #1 song this band ever had. ¬†Released on April 5, 1988, this is The Flame by Cheap Trick.

Around the Web for 8-30-15: The Flame

around the web for 8-30-15