Around The Web For 3-9-16

There might have been a time when I would give myself away
Oh, once upon a time, I didn’t give a damn
But now, here we are, so whataya want from me?
Whataya want from me?

Just don’t give up, I am workin’ it out
Please don’t give in, I won’t let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Adam Lambert

I’m not a fan of American Idol, mostly because it produced and foisted upon us Ryan Seacrest.  You know what I can’t stand about him????? I’ll tell you after the break.  I don’t actively root against many people but he’s one of them.  Anyway, it’s hump day so let’s get to it.

Around The Web For 3-9-16

  • I would think Selena Gomez would have enough money that she could afford to buy used hooker clothes from the local Goodwill.  (D Listed)
  • Not sure what to say about this body bag that went on sale for International Women’s Day.  Should be a big hit in the pervert community and I should know.  (Jezebel)
  • Cuba Gooding Jr seems like a nice enough guy and it appears he’s taking his divorce from his high school girlfriend hard.  So I’ll cut him some slack if he shows up at a club, takes off his shirt and starts dancing.  (The Blemish)
  • I get that Bea Arthur was old looking but there was certainly something about her.  If I was just 30 years old why I woulda…(Newsy)
  • So what you’re trying to tell me is that Zac Effron isn’t on steroids and that whatever the hell looks he’s got going on is natural.  (Celeb Bitchy)
  • Only Charlize Theron could even come close to making this look good and even she was unsuccessful.  (Celeb Slam)
  • Let’s end today with some sexy female athletes.  (Gunaxin)