Around the Web for 3-29-14

emily ratajkowski around the web for 3-29-14

around the web for 3-29-14Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold
And it’s always summer, they’ll never get cold
They’ll never get hungry
They’ll never get old and gray
You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere
They wont make it home
But they really don’t care
They wanted the highway
They’re happy there today, today

– Fastball

Let’s get the news from around the web for 3-29-14.

  • What do you get when you have a comedian with time on his hands who has a cat that is apparently very willing to wear costumes? Hilarity. That is what you get. Here is a cat as Bain. (LaughingSquid)
  • I don’t play the lottery very often. I usually wait until it gets to some astronomically huge number because I’m a shrewd investor who only waits for their to be a proper amount of return to earn my investment. I’m very good with money you see. When I do play the lottery, I always feel as if I’m going to win and I start planning how I will spend the money. Here are people who actually have won the lottery and some of the crazy things they did with that money. (TheRichest)
  • One of my favorite Cheer’s moments was when Cliff was on Jeopardy! and he gave as his response in final jeopardy, “who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen?” I’ve always used that response as an answer to any questions to which I don’t know the answer. It’s brilliantly simple and technically correct (which fans of Futurama know is the best kind of correct) but ultimately, wrong. Here are some very funny examples of answers that are also technically correct but were deemed to be wrong. (ObscureVision)
  • Here are some facts about the world that you might not have known. I guarantee you will try #2 immediately and you will laugh. (Bezerka)
  • George R.R. Martin is annoyed with Peter Dinklage and if you are a fan of Game of Thrones, you know what that means. Find out why Martin is annoyed with the guy from Elf. GOT nerds are going to lose their minds over this. (ICYDK)
  • I’m going to throw some more culture at you folks. I know you hate it when I do this but you could all use some education. Here is a website with over 42,000 e-books. It can’t hurt you to check it out. Maybe you’ll find something you like. (Gutenberg.org)
  • And whenever I give you a culture link, I follow up with one for the lizard brains out there. I would say this one is NSFW but I haven’t had a job in a while so I’m not positive. It’s Saturday anyway so go ahead and click it. (Radass)

 

emily ratajkowski around the web for 3-29-14Hot actress of the day: Emily Ratajkowski who I’m told is an actress of some kind or another but who am I to judge?

(TheNug)

(Heavy)