Around the Web for 3-25-2014

imagesYo listen up here’s a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue is his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
’cause he ain’t got nobody to listen to

-Eiffel 65

I feel like a man of few words but many links today, so hopefully the quid makes up for the quo.  Here’s what is going on around the web for 3-25-2014:

  • Nick Cannon in whiteface (Jezebel)
  • JESSICA SIMPSON’S ripped calves? (The Superficial)
  • CATALINA OTALVARO in lingerie (Hollywood Tuna)
  • LISA OPIE and STEFANIA SITA doing yoga (egotastic)
  • Ever wonder about proper Samurai pooping etiquette? (Uncanny Flats)
  • Is this the fattest baby of all time?  A 44-pound 8-month old, I would say “probably”.  Hopefully this mom isn’t still nursing… (Medical Daily)
  • Say it ain’t so, Joe!  JUDGE JOE BROWN was arrested, ironically for contempt of court (Hollywood Life)

Hot chick of the day: HANNAH WARE from BETRAYAL:

Around the Web for 3-25-2014