There might have been a time when I would give myself away. Oh, once upon a time, I didn’t give a damn. But now, here we are, so whataya want from me? Whataya want from me? Adam Lambert
I almost went with the Noah’s Ark song. You know The Lord said to Noah there’s gonna be a floody, floody so Noah built an arky, arky. I’m not an engineer (although I’m a wiz with duct tape) but the 17 feet of snow that has started to melt has got to somewhere doesn’t it.
While you ponder the ridiculously poor decisions in your life that have led you to reading this blog right now, enjoy the happenings Around The Web for 2-19-2014.
- Michelle Rodriguez, the least popular cast member from Lost has revealed the girl she’s dating. Hold on, that’s not a woman that’s a man baby. Oh wait, no that’s a woman. Sorry Cara Delevingne. I’m sure you’re a lovely person. It’s just those eyebrows make you look really angry. (D Listed)
- I’ll take who’s wearing the worst shoes with that outfit for $1,000 Alex. Answer: who is Selena Gomez. I saw this picture and it’s kinda funny as I was thinking the dress kind of looked liked it was stolen from the set of The Flintstones and then I saw her shoes. (G Celeb)
- I’m not going to lie, in my last post I referenced the Flintstones. I originally typed it as Flinstones but got the red line under it telling me a I was wrong. I’ve gone 45 years of my life not being aware that it was “Flint” not “Flin”. To quote Forrest Gump, I’m not a smart man. Anyway, here’s some other common misspelled words. (The Oatmeal)
- First General Sherman destroyed Atlanta now it’ll be Justin Beiber’s turn. He’s decided to move to Atlanta. Somebody get a hold of Pat Robertson to see why God hates Atlanta so much. (Pop Bytes)
- I hate it when celebs get all I don’t want to be famous anymore. Robert Pattinson is the latest and says he might go back to school. You know what, give back all the money you’ve made and we’ll leave you alone. Otherwise suck it up buttercup. (Celeb Bitchy)
- Jimmy Kimmel appeared on a evening newscast to do the sports. He did a pretty good job. (Seriously OMG)
- Do you realize this is the longest I’ve gone without a link to a bikini or skimpy outfit. That ends with pics from Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour. (Egotastic)
- Smoking hot actress of the day – Darby Stanchfield from Scandal.