Around The Web For 10-28-16

See this ancient riverbed see where all our follies are led
Down by the water and down by the old main drag
I was just some towhead teen
Feeling ’round for fingers to get in between
Down by the water and down by the old main drag

The season rubs me wrong the summer swells anon
So knock me down, tear me up
But I would bear it all broken just to fill my cup
Down by the water and down by the old main drag
Decemberists

Going to the first World Series game in 71 years today with my brothers.  If you had told me when I was 15 and the sheriff was not so politely moving out stuff out of our house that some 30 years later, I’d have the wherewithal to go to a game I’d have called you a filthy liar.  I still can’t quite believe it, but GO CUBS!

Around The Web For 10-28-16

  • Not to bring us immediately down, but here’s Lena Dunham going as a troll for halloween.  Wait, I’m being told that’s not a costume.  (Celeb Slam)
  • Tabrina Majors is another one of those “plus” sized models.  (Bossip)
  • It seems that Prince Harry wanted a hair transplant but couldn’t get one because red hair is a sign of the devil.  Again the fact checkers are telling me that’s not why.  (Celeb Bitchy)
  • DCFS is investigating the whole Pitt/Jolie family now.  Apparently all the kids have necklaces with vials of each others blood.  Oh come on fact checkers, that one’s not true either?  (D Listed)
  • If you didn’t get enough Victoria Justice underwear during the Rocky Horror thing, here you go.  (Joblo)
  • You had to figure Playboy was going to change back at some point.  I think Hef was having a senior moment when the got rid of it.  (The Blemish)
  • Holy crap, snowboarder Marie hill is smoking hot.  (Bananarama)