Around The Web – 8/9/13

You may notice a rise in the quality of this segment next week.  That’s because I’m officially on vacation next week.  The family and I are heading up to camp in Michigan for a week.

So don’t get used to the fact this segment gets funnier and edgier for a week.  I’ll be back in a week to pump out the same low level of junk you’ve come to expect.

With that, here’s around the web for Friday.

  • You know you’ve lost your edge when Sesame Street parodies you.  So before clicking the link, try to think of a show that you’d think would never be on Sesame Street.  Hint – it’s not a zombie or horror show, but that’s all I’ll say.  (Rickey)
  • I don’t often talk real news in this segment, honestly my brain is mostly mush after all I read about on the internet.  However, this whole Leah Remini leaving Scientology just took another interesting turn.  (The Superficial)
  • Back to the bottom of the barrel.  Who wants to see former Disney star Vanessa Hudgens twerking?  I know you perverts do.  (Celeb Jihad)
  • Farrah Abraham’s show cancelled before it even aired.  Yeah!!!!!!!  (Hollywoodite)
  • I want to be the first to say that short hair does not look good on Beyonce.  (Celebrity News Blog)
  • How about a little glimpse into some of the things that make actors who they are.  Here’s Amanda Seyfried talking about watching porn when she was 5 or 6 years old.  (Fishwrapper)
  • Who wore the sheer see-through dress better – Kate Upton or Blake Lively?  I voted Blake, but it’s a tight race.  (Too Fab)
  • Ali Lohan had plastic surgery, and not the good kind.  For the other Midwest Mike, the after picture it looks kind of Frippily.  (Celeb Slam)
  • How about some Friday Funnies.  The kids over at College Humor just crank out material.  They must spend a million bucks a day on 4 minute clips.

             If your wingman had an air force.  About a guy picking up chicks in a bar.

            Why can’t you use your phones on planes.  Freaking hilarious.


  • Hot actress of the day – Kristin Kreuk from Beauty & The Beast.

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