Around The Web for 3-22-13

What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah.  What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah.  Pussycat, Pussycat I’ve got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you.  T. Jones

It’s Friday and here is what’s going on Around The Web for 3-22-13:

  • The headline says, “Britney Spears’ dad decided she needed to get laid.”  I’m just saying that’s a pretty rough statement.  The article is about how she went out on a date recently with a guy picked by her dad and her manager.  I thought she looked good in the pictures and I actually thought she did a good job on X Factor.  Bottom line, I think she’s a little smarter than people give her credit.  (Bohomoth)
  • Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are calling it quits.  I guess it’s good for the economy that celebrities keep getting married, at least for the attorneys.  I don’t have any actual statistics to back up my next statement, but when have I ever let that stop me.  No super hot celebrities have ever stayed married (do you hear me Brangelina).  (Lainey Gossip)
  • Shocker, Bravo is having trouble finding quality women to signup to be on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  It seems that successful and sophisticated women don’t want to appear on the show, which is basically just one long screaming match.  Are we finally getting near the bottom of the barrel in terms of available trashy reality show stars?  Dare to dream.  (Reality Tea)
  • I hope the child at least gets the humor in his/her parent’s Christmas gift.  (Imgur)
  • Classy actress of the day – Robin Wright Penn from House of Cards.  (Best Eye Candy)