Around The Web – 8/5/13

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.  George Carlin

I too am just getting back from a weekend vacation.  Does anyone else hate getting home at 10pm at night on a Sunday?  Anyway, here’s what is going on around the web for Monday.

  • Russell Brand continually feels the need to discuss his sex life with Katy Perry.  Look, you married her so she must have been doing something right at some point.  Also, she’s popular in America you’re really not.  Quit trying to stay relevant by beating a dead horse.  (Bohomoth)
  • I know the ladies love Ryan Gosling.  Well here he is in pretty much no clothes.  I guess I see the appeal if you’re into the serial killer fake blond hair stupid amount of tattoos look.  (D Listed)
  • Good googly moogly, Penelope Cruz made her directorial debut with a 5 minute short for her new line of lingerie.  Some people are living an entirely different life then me.  (The Blemish)
  • In just shocking news, all of Lindsey Lohan’s nude scenes were leaked online ahead of the release of her new movie The Canyons.  (The Superficial)
  • Simon Cowell has taken a lot of flack recently for having sex with and getting his best friends wife pregnant.  To be fair, he broke it off with her before he knew she was pregnant, cause that makes it ok.  (Celeb Bitchy)
  • Here’s some Jennifer Aniston without make-up.  She is one of those stars that is not just like us, she’s still smoking hot.  (Fish Wrapper)
  • Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines has taken off.  How about the remake he did with Jimmy Fallon using only grade school band instruments.  (Celebrity News Blog)
  • Hot actress of the day – Alexandra Chando from The Lying Game.

(Acid Cow) or (Star Pulse)