Around The Web – 8/1/13

Chickity China the Chinese chicken.  You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’.  Watchin’ X-Files with no lights on we’re dans la maison.  Bare Naked Ladies

Dans la maison translates to “In The House”.  I’m totally going to start using that.  Here’s what is going on around the the web dans la maison.

  • So they are making some movie about Linda Lovelace’s life, I guess because they thought porn sells.  Who knew.  Anyway, Sharon Stone who is in the movie claims to have never watched a porn movie.  Peter Sarsgaard claims to only watch Scandinavian porn.  Should be a great movie.  (D Listed)
  • Harry Styles for some reason tells a reporter how many people he’s had sex with.  I don’t think he’s using that word correctly.  (Buzz Feed)
  • I’m so glad I quit watching Catfish.  Here’s a clip from the latest episode of the big meeting.  Just awful stuff.  (Too Fab)
  • Florida, whose state motto is “ask us about our grand kids” has something new to be proud about.  You are just going to have to click the link to find out what.  (Starcasm)
  • Hot actress of the day – Taylor Schilling from Orange Is The New Black.  (Maxim) or (Star Pulse)