Around the Web – 7/18/13

There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?  Airplane

I was going to say something like this was probably the announcement on the flight that just crashed in San Francisco, but it feels too soon.  Anyway, here’s what is going on around the web for a stinking hot Thursday.

  • In news that should shock no one, Honey Boo Boo has announced she is retiring from the pageant circuit.  This should give her more free time to work on developing diabetes.  (Pop Bytes)
  • Any guesses on how America’s Next Top Models stay thin?  One look at this picture of a former 3rd place finisher should answer any questions.  (Hollywoodite)
  • It’s summertime, which means it’s celebs at the beach again.  Here’s a bunch of them doing what they do.  (G Celeb)
  • It’s hard to believe that Leann Rimes is only 30.  She looks like she’s lived quite a rough 30 years.  (Fish Wrapper)
  • PBS decides it’s time to make fun of reality shows.  Sadly, I think Midwest Mark would have liked to watch a couple of these.  (Today)
  • Hot actress of the day – Natalie Martinez from Under the Dome.  (Esquire)  or (Heavy)