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Truer words have never been spoken around the web.  Happy Thursday!

  • From TV Guide, Jim Nabors (82) married his partner of 38 years, Stan Cadwallader (60), in Seattle earlier this month, he told Hawaii News Now.  So much to discuss here.  Really, Hawaii News Now gets the scoop.  Can we trust anything out of Hawaii?  So they’ve been together for 38 years?  That would make Gomer 44 and Stan 22 when they met.  My goodness Sargent Pyle.  (TV Guide)
  • In an effort to appeal to the 40-60 year old white male sexual predator demo, here is a picture of Dakota Fanning on the cover of Glamour  Magazine.  Oh, shes wearing a Mickey Mouse sweater that almost covers her belly button.  She kind of looks a little like Kate Hudson.  (Celeb Bitchy)
  • Rhianna finally admits that she is dating Chris Brown.  She has been taking a lot of flack from people saying she is crazy for going back to him and that she needs to wake up and dump him once and for all.  If she would just do what she is supposed to he wouldn’t have to hit her.  You think he likes hitting her?  No, quite the opposite, he gets mad at her for making him hit her.  Oh, and according to her he’s changed.  See, problem solved.  (The Superficial)
  • I’m putting in on here even though by the time you read this there might be an update.  Veteran actor Ron Jeremy has been rushed into surgery after suffering a massive aneurysm.  To many men he is the embodiment that if we wanted to, we have the body to do porn.  (Egotastic)
  • Pretty Little LiarsHot actress of the day – Troian Bellisario from Pretty Little Liars.  (Google)