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And she’ll promise you more Than the Garden of Eden
Then she’ll carelessly cut you And laugh while you’re bleedin’
But she’ll bring out the best And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself Cause she’s always a woman to me.  Here’s around the web.  Happy Friday.

  • In celebrities are awesome news, there is some controversy over who is the real father of Britney Spears’ 7 year old son.  Turns out Kevin Federline’s brother Christopher is claiming that he is real father.  This would be great for Jerry Springer too bad he’s gone.  I guess we will have to wait for Oprah to pick it up.  (Cafe Mom)
  • I don’t know who Anna Kendrick was prior to reading the following tweet she sent out about Ryan Gossling, “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again, apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate.'”  Look, I’m a 43 white male so no I did not watch the Twilight movies, I know shocking.  However, I discussed her issue with my male co-workers.  We all thought that as long as the start time of the movie is after 10:00pm, it is OK for her to do whatever she wants in a theater.  (TV Guide)
  • What I love about celebrities is their complete and utter lack of a filter.  Case in point, LeAnn Rimes in a recent interview said, “My body wouldn’t let me stop having an affair with Eddie.”  There is just no connection to reality with a lot of these people.  She’s a musician, can’t she get some type of benefit put together to help other women experiencing similar symptoms.  I’m guessing part of the cure would be pictures of our staff with their shirts off.  (Celebrabitchy)
  • I know it’s not related, but can somebody explain the Manti Te’o hoax thing to me.  Why would you make up a story about your girlfriend dying?  It can’t be to get chicks, you are a Heisman trophy candidate I’m sure you are doing fine on that front.  Seriously, what could possibly have been the motivation here.  I will say, we seem to have more issues with birth and death in Hawaii than any other state.  Get it together over there.  (ESPN)
  • Smoking hot actress of the day – Selma Blair from ANGER MANAGEMENT.  (Ranker)

2 Comments on Around The Web

  1. Anna Kendrick is awesome. She’s also the older sister in Scott Pilgrim vs the world which is why all my geeky friends love her.

  2. Julie Cooper // January 18, 2013 at 9:56 am //

    🙂 If aliens read your “Around the Web” posts (especially this one!) they would think being a celebrity is the worst job ever. Even this “hot actress of the day” looks like she’s been locked in a dungeon for months and starved for food.

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