Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Here’s what is going on around the web.
- Seriously, does it surprise anyone that Kris Jenner’s talk show is DOA before it even arrived? The biggest problem she’s facing, other then being pure evil, is that celebs don’t want to go on her show. I’m kind of surprised by that fact. So I guess celebs won’t actually do anything for a buck. That’s probably just producers. (Pop Bytes)
- Can somebody get a memo to Gwen Stefani that she’s a 43 year old mother and to maybe stop dressing like she’s still 18. Don’t get me wrong she still looks good in a see through white tank top, but we make a lot of fun of Madonna for similar behavior so I can’t let Gwen off the hook on this one. (Amy Grindhouse)
- What I like about Kesha is that while Amanda Bynes or Miley Cyrus act crazy, Keisha actually is crazy. What do I mean? She’s got a new line of jewelry that incorporates human teeth. Yeah, that’s not serial killery or anything. (Hollywoodite)
- A guy takes the ghost chili pepper challenge and of course it’s funny. Before doing it he warns, “Don’t try this at home, I’m a trained black ass professional.” You have to check out his friend about a minute into the video. (Seriously OMG)