On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. H. Allen Smith
Yeah! Miami lost last night. Now if we can just get the Blackhawks to win, all will be right with the world. Here’s what is going on around the web. Happy Monday!
- When Charlie Sheen is the voice of reason, you know things have gone a off the rails. He went a little off on Farrah Abraham the other day because she leaked the fact that she tried to become one of his live in “girlfriends”. She actually sold the text exchange to the highest bidder. She is a real piece of work. (Pop Bytes)
- Do you hate sleeping alone? If you were a celebrity you would never have to. Just ask Jennifer Lopez who hates it so much, she makes her assistants do it. No it’s not what you think, it’s just that she is such an overbearing needy celebrity, she can’t stand being alone. Oh, that is what you thought, my bad. (Celeb Bitchy)
- The Miss USA pageant was yesterday and Miss Connecticut was crowned head cheerleader or whatever title the most annoying man in the world, Donald Trump, bestows onto the winner. The truly weird part of the story is who one of the judges was – Jessica Robertson from Duck Dynasty. Way to keep it classy Donald. Nothing screams class like Duck Dynasty. (Starcasm)
- Nothing is funnier and sadder then the fact it appears Lindsey Lohan timed her rehab stint so that she would be out in time for her movie premier The Canyons. I don’t know what it’s about, but her costar is a guy named James Dean, who you may also know as the guy from the Backdoor Teen Mom movie. I hope it’s at least as good a movie as Showgirls. (Seriously OMG)
- Hot actress of the day – Kristen Renton from Sons of Anarchy. (Lazy Girls)