Around The Web

Q:  How do you kill a circus clown?  A:  Go for the juggler.
Q:  Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican?  A:  They steal all the green cards.
Q:  Why don’t orphans play baseball?  A:  They don’t know where home is.

That should offend enough of you to maybe make a comment every once in awhile.  Here’s what else is going on around the web for 6-14-13.  Happy Friday.

  • Another day another Farrah Abraham story.  Something about her makes me not hate her has much as the Kardashians when by all logic she’s just as bad.  Anyway, she’s trading up from a C to a D and did the whole thing for in front of In Touch Magazine.  (D Listed)
  • You gotta love technology.  In my day, we didn’t have a website showing all 52 Miss USA contestants in their swimsuits.  No, we had to watch the actual show.  You know how many brain cells we lost watching that crap?  (G Celeb)
  • What, Miley Cyrus was out partying with Justin Beiber and allegedly left the club with him?  Do the ridiculously insane Beibettes know about this yet?  Is Miley’s life in danger?  They are pictured together in the link.  See if you can tell which one is the boy and which one is the girl.  (Hollywoodite)
  • We love funny commercials over here at MWTVG and here are some really funny banned commercials from 2013.  People are so stinking creative it’s annoying.  (Youtube)
  • Hot actress of the day – Sophia Bush from One Tree Hill.  (Maxim)