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Fun Movie Quotes:
“Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona
“I want my two dollars!” — Better Off Dead
“Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest
“You’re killin’ me Smalls!” — The Sandlot
“Inconceivable!” — The Princess Bride

Those are some of my favorites, now on to the rest of around the web for 5-24-13.

  • We think we finally figured out were Midwest Mike has been.  He’s been partying with Amanda Bynes for the last couple of weeks.  That had to be one hell of a bender, culminating in a police chase and her throwing a bong out of her apartment window, leading to her being held for a psychiatric evaluation.  No word on the others at the party.  Godspeed Midwest Mike.  (Amy Grindhouse)
  • I was all set to make fun of Jennifer Aniston’s new movie where she plays a stripper that does yada yada, does it really matter?  Then I saw a preview of the movie and dammit it looks funny.  It’s got Ron freaking Swanson in it so you know it’s good.  (Lainey Gossip)
  • There are no small jobs just small people as they say.  So to the guy who was in charge of Alyssa Milano’s breasts during filming of her new pilot Mistresses, we salute you.  Also, and I think I speak for all the writers her at MWTVG, we are available and willing to work for significantly less then the going rate.  We’re talking illegal immigrant wages here.  (Seriously OMG)
  • The Bachelorette is set to again take up space and pollute the airwaves next week.  Can you believe this show started in 2003, I know I can’t.  So in it’s honor, Jimmy Kimmel gives us The Baby Bachelor.  You would have thought it was MTV doing this.  (The Hollywood Gossip)
  • Hot actress of the day – Gillian Jacobs from Community.  (Esquire)