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Rate yourself and rake yourself, take all the courage you have left.  Wasted on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head.  But it was not your fault but mine and it was your heart on the line I really fucked it up this time.  Didn’t I, my dear? Mumford & Sons

Here’s what is going on around the web for Tuesday.


  • To all the Pot Heads (Harry Potter fans) I’ve got some bad news.  Looks like Emma Watson is not going to be doing the 50 Shades of Grey movie after all.  She tweeted something like who is crazy enough to think I would do that movie.  So who are we thinking now.  Maybe Jennifer Lawrence or Megan Fox.  I’m thinking Miley Cyrus would be up for the role of a lifetime.  (Too Fab)
  • It never gets old.  Farrah Abraham in a recent radio interview promoting her new porno movie told the interviewer that she was going to show her child her porno when she turns 13.  I guess that’s about right in her world.  Let’s see, porno viewing at 13, get knocked up by 17, and then release your own sex tape by 20.  It may not be your family plan, but it’s a plan.  (Hollywood Elite)
  • Ever wonder how much a Real Housewife of ______ makes?  Last season, the New Jersey housewives each got paid $600,000.  Not a bad days pay for totally making an a** of yourself.  (Reality Tea)
  • Have you ever thought to yourself man I really love Taco Bell I just wish I could eat there for breakfast.  Fear not, they have begun testing a new breakfast waffle taco in California.  How drunk to you have to be if you’ve stayed out late enough to be able to get breakfast at Taco Bell?  (Starcasm)
  • Hot actress of the day – Amanda Righetti from The Mentalist.  (Fan Pop)

1 Comment on Around The Web

  1. Tim Kobb // May 14, 2013 at 11:09 am //

    Taco Bell used to serve breakfast burritos like 20 years ago and they rocked!! Of course that is the 20 year old Tim saying that so take with a grain of salt.

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