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Today I don’t feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed. Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone’ cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.  Bruno Mars

For those of us that have to do something today, here’s what’s going on around the web.  Happy Friday.

    • So Dr. Death I mean Dr. Drew has decided to call it quits for Celebrity Rehab.  I hope it’s not because of all the criticism we’ve given him over here.  We just point out the fact he loses as many patients as geriatric cardiologist.  There’s a whole new generation of young MTV stars now that will have to find some other reality rehab facility to check into now.  (Hollywoodite)
  • Sofia Vergara shows a lot of skin for a good cause read the headline.  Of course I had to click on the link and it of course was a disappointment.  Something about skin cancer yada yada.  The funny part is, even though the photo was staged, it’s still oddly creepy.  Why are both women smiling so much?  What is Sophia starring at?  Is there boom chicka boom baum baum music playing in the background?  (Seriously OMG)
  • Poor Reese Witherspoon.  The dash cam footage is out and she doesn’t come off all that well.  I will give her this, she’s got quite an attitude for a 5’2″ pip squeak.  We get it, you’re an American citizen.  (Celeb Bitchy)
  • I don’t find this video funny, but the fact that Dave Franco, Alison Brie and Olivia Munn are all in it is kind of startling.  (Funny of Die)
  • Hot actress of the day – Kate Hudson from Glee.  (Joblo)

3 Comments on Around The Web

  1. I'mThatGuy // May 3, 2013 at 8:59 am //

    So the linked article for Reese Witherspoon has in itself another linked article from Us Weekly where it says that Reese Witherspoon only gets away with her behavior because she’s white. What a bunch of BS. She got away with it because she is a celebrity, not because the color of her skin. Does Us Weekly think that Jamie Fox would have gotten tasered by the po po? No f-ing way.

    • Oh my god that would have been hilarious if she had been tasered. I’m thinking this could be a whole new reality show – “Tasered Celebrities”. Kind of do it like Punked. Put them in bad situations and have fake police show up and taser them. When they can stand up again, have Aston Kucher come out and say you’ve been tasered.

      • I'mThatGuy // May 3, 2013 at 11:16 am //

        It can’t be worse than watching celebrities throw themselves of a high dive.

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