Around The Web

Every little thing she does is magic.  Everything she does just turns me on. Even though my life before was tragic.  Now I know my love for her goes on. The Police

It may not be magic, but here’s what is going on around the web for hump day Wednesday.

  • It’s fun to make fun of a Teen Mom star for doing a porno, but it feels a little different when one of them gets arrested for heroin possession.  Jenelle Evans was accused of possession with intent to distribute and assault.  Whatever you do Janelle, steer clear of Dr. Drew.  His patients have pretty bad track record of ending up dead.  (Reality Tea)
  • Gwyneth Paltrow can’t be low on money so why is she out selling a new line of string bikinis for children?  Seriously?  (Star Crush)
  • So now there is speculation that Reese Witherspoon got arrested on purpose.  The thought is that because she was recently passed over to play Stevie Nicks this would help erase the girl next door image and lead to more gritty roles.  I say, she’s just a spoiled celebrity that had too much to drink, but what do I know.  (The Superficial)
  • If you haven’t seen the K-Mart commercial, you’re missing out.  It’s got over 15 million views on YouTube right now.  (YouTube)
  • Hot actress of the day – Nadine Velazquez from My Name Is Earl.  She happens to be a Midwestern girl and fellow Chicagoan.  (Maxim)