Around the Web – 1 16 2014

around the web 1 16 2014

around_the_webNOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!  Our chief weapon is surprise.  Surprise… and fear.  Fear and surprise… our two weapons are fear and surprise.  And ruthless efficiency… Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.  And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.  Our *four*… no… *Amongst* our weapons… amongst our weaponry… are such elements as fear, surprise… I’ll come in again.”

-Monty Python

What’s going on Around the Web 1 16 2014 on a chilly-but-at-least-not-45-below-zero Thursday


  • This is too good to not check out: MRS. DOUBTFIRE recut as a horror movie preview.  And it works!  (World of Wonder)
  • Being an Asgardian deity comes with its perks… CHRIS HEMSWORTH and his wife are expecting twins.  It looks like his god-sperm is able to divide ovum like the loaves and fishes.  +1 for misplaced biblical humor! (entertainmentwise)
  • Speaking of eggs, police executed a search warrant on JUSTIN BIEBER’S home looking for evidence tied to his egg-throwing incident from the other day.  It wouldn’t surprise me if they didn’t find any eggs at all, just tons of testosterone therapy injections and a small troupe of leather-clad male Beliebers.  They did end up arresting his friend “Lil Za” for drug possession.  Which goes to show, when raiding a rich and famous little white kid’s house, the LAPD will immediately arrest the nearest minority. (TMZ)
  • Allow me to destroy your 80’s/90’s childhood one picture at a time: check out these ‘gritty’ versions of beloved cartoon characters.  Some of these are pretty darn funny (Geekologie)
  • Sports Illustrated swimsuit models then and now.  No further description necessary. (Yahoo)
  • This year is the 20th anniversary of the release of Pulp Fiction. Here are 20 facts about the movie that you might not have known. (TheChive)


around the web 1 16 2014Hot chick of the day: Ivana Milicevic from BANSHEE

(Ask Men)
(Superior Pics)