Around The Web 01 15 2014

Disturbing the peace?  I got thrown out of a window.  What’s the f***ing charge for getting thrown out of a moving car, jaywalking?  Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop

Mike, Mike, Mike it’s Wednesday.  Hard to believe we are already 1/24th of the way through the year.  Can you tell I’m an accountant.  I’m full of this and many other useless statistics.

Here’s Around The Web 01 15 2014

  • I love pics where they say oh look at how bad this or that celebrity looks.  Here’s Mila Kunis walking the dog without makeup allegedly looking awful.  My favorite part is the ridiculously hot photos of her at the bottom of the post.  (Popoholic)
  • Man this was painful.  Jimmy Kimmel sent The Bachelor out on the street to ask people what they thought of The Bachelor.  Luckily he seems stupid enough to not realize we are laughing at him and not with him.  (Seriously OMG)
  • Here’s some fascinating history photos.  One of them made me chuckle.  Try to guess which one.  Weeeeee!  (Ned Hardy)
  • Remember that whole you might be a redneck schtick?  How about a new game, you might be a porn star.  If you dress like Rihanna in this picture, you might be a porn star.  (G Celeb)
  • In a recent interview Jennifer Lopez admitted she’s one of those people who doesn’t like to be alone.  It’s tough because she’s also one of those people no one wants to be around.  Bazinga.  (Amy Grindhouse)
  • In I’ll believe it when I see it news, a Fox executive says a 4th season of X Factor is unlikely.  Now how am I going to watch moderately talented performers sing 3 hours a week?  (Starcasm)
  • Wouldn’t it be fun if Google were a guy that had an office you went to and just asked him your question.  It would look a little something like this…(College Humor)
  •  Hot actress of the day – Clare Bowen from Nashville.

(Allure) or (Zimbio)